And then I gave him a mean,crazy look.
Pollen. Heat, other people, harmful UV rays, but mostly pollen. All reasons why not to go outside.
Why did Jill let Brad do that to her apartment? OMG Bethany’s reaction was classic, and Jill says, “This is the American dream.” I love you, Jill, but that POP coffee table thing should say POOP.
Jason says, “Where does Jill get her money.” I said, “Bobby.” And then I gave him a mean crazy look.
Speaking of harmful UV rays, here’s Kelly’s face. Why? Oh, to let us know that “taking pictures is not easy at all.” But she likes them because it looks like her. Uh huh. Why is there a highway between her boobs?
In the bumpout, Ramona’s kid yells at her for taking long pauses and it is totally the same as “you make me hold your hands for stupid reasons.” (That link has audio. It’s worth it.)
LuAnn buys street jewelry. I hate that I love her. Has she ever met this Victoria person? She has no idea about this girl’s life. And then, of course, it’s all about “this is a good color for LuAnn!” Does the Count know about this excursion?
Back to Jill and her fabulous boobs. She’s talking to the chihuahua about her Halloween anxiety. How does she think Ginger feels?? That cute little pink coat for Ginger is AWESOME. Although she is having NONE of it. Bobby comes in looking like the Wrath of Khan. She may as well have had him dress as a giant shoe. Bobby is such a good sport; he’s probably just glad Ginger bears the brunt. Bobby is the best spouse because he doesn’t intercede, he enables. He stays out of the way unlike the loathsome Simon. But he gets points for making Alex wear the Feed Bag corset. Ha! $7,000 worth of funny for Nikki.
Mario to Ramona: “What, we can’t make faces at you?”And then she kicks Avery out of the room; the 13-year old is too much pressure. Why does Mario always look at the camera guys? Like he’s in on the joke. Mario, you ARE the joke.
Too little Bethany in this episode. Ugh, now we’re in Brooklyn, carving pumpkins on the steps with Simon wear a witch’s hat. Hm, yeah, that’s about right. Also, Francois is scaring me with the knife, and the other kiddie is holding the open flame. Johann is ashamed that his dad is wearing the bloody gauze. So am I, Johann, so am I.
Ooh, the doggy Halloween party, and Ginger is adorable. I see Shih Tzus! Ramona’s dog is a leprechaun, I think. Finally, Bethany! And she nearly made Ramona pee herself. Bonus. Cookie is totally a roller bitch. Honestly, I could watch a show about Bethany in that outfit, loose in Manhattan. What is Brad dressed as, a rose garden?
Kelly’s Halloween party has a cash bar? No wonder she didn’t show up. But Roller Girl? Doesn’t care.
