April 2009
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And then I gave him a mean,crazy look.
Pollen. Heat, other people, harmful UV rays, but mostly pollen. All reasons why not to go outside.
Why did Jill let Brad do that to her apartment? OMG Bethany’s reaction was classic, and Jill says, “This is the American dream.” I love you, Jill, but that POP coffee table thing should say POOP.
Jason says, “Where does Jill get her money.” I said, “Bobby.” And then I gave him a mean crazy look.
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Kiss. My. Grits.
I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don’t know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn’t know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the...